I HATE RATS!

I hate rats! Can I tell you! They are so disgusting and I have never had to deal with rats before CA and now here! They are agressive and disgusting. You would not believe the trouble they have caused here. Ok, for starters, I would see bags of pasta in the basement that had rips in them but didn't look like they had been chewed at all so I thought the kids must've been sneaking in and eating raw pasta!? Not so. Once I found the disgusting turds I knew I had a bigger problem on my hands than a few curious children. So I moved everything and cleaned up and then they started getting more aggressive. Would you ever have thought that a rat would chew into a bottle of canola oil? Well, think again my friends. Don't underestimate the power of a rats seemingly little teeth. Yah, so that canola oil bottle gets discovered none too soon and 2/3 of it had dribbled out onto the floor soaking boxes with all kinds of stuff in them. Aaaargh! Now if that wasn't enough, at the same time they have been getting into our vehicles! Shockin' I know. How do they get in in the first place? Well, whenever I've left any type of food in there, the rat has been there to gobble it up. Including my precious Spitz all the way from Canada. Well, then one morning I got in the car to go to work and woke up to this...

A perfectly good purse RUINED! All for the sake of a little half a protein bar and he didn't even eat the whole thing! Just picked the yogurt coating off the outside and left the rest. That really t'd me off and so Rick went and got a rat trap as well as some poison and then we waited and it took 3 days to catch one of the buggers! I don't know about you but I'd way rather wake up to this...


than this...
yup, going so far as to chew our CAR! Retarded. I wish that Rick was telling me the truth when he said there were no rats in Australia.