My sis was quite concerned when she read this as she thought it was really about me so I thought I should clarify that it is actually an email I got...
A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories.
As I enjoy two servings per night, and a few more on weekends,
I consume 3,500 calories of chocolate in a week,
which equals one pound of weight per week.
In the last 3 ½ years, I have had a chocolate caloric intake of about
I weigh 165 pounds.
Without chocolate, I would have wasted away to nothing about three months ago!
I owe my life to chocolate.